morrissey'in viva hate'den (1988) ilk şarkısı.

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were you and he lovers?
and would you say so if you were?
on a forecourt
on a friday
passing my way
were you and he lovers?
and if you were, then say that you were!
on a groundsheet
under canvas
with your tent-flap
open wide
a note upon his desk:
"p.s. bring me home and have me!"
leather elbows on a tweed coat
- oh! -
is that the best you can do?
so came his reply:
"...but on the desk is where i want you!"
so i ask (even though i know):
were you and he lovers?

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