(bkz: ciiiyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv)

you're a little late, so step right this way and we'll get started
[granny]
what? say it now? oh. say it now, say it now. ahem!
me and the ohio players are gonna tell you about a worm
he's the funkiest worm in the world alright. sing it, clarence
[clarence]
theres' a worm in the ground, yes there is
[granny]
thats right
[clarence]
he's six feet long
[granny]
six feet long
[clarence]
he only comes around
[granny] when he wants to get down
but when he comes out of his hole
he sounds something like this

[granny]
oh that's funky
like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky
alright. sing it again, clarence
[clarence]
and through all the land, yeah
[granny]
yeah
[clarence]
he plays in a band
[granny]
plays in a band
[clarence]
plays guitar without any hands
pretty good, i might add
[granny]
yeah, when he grabs his guitar and starts to pluck
everybody wants to get up and dance

[granny]
ah, get it baby
don't, don't, don't
don't fight the feeling. don't fight it
hey, don't stop now honey, get down
i'm his manager, heh heh
gonna make a million dollars
i get it all, cause he can't spend it
there he goes
goin' back in his hole, just the same way he came out
do we get paid for this?
i just wanted to make sure. we do? ok