(verse 1)
she's got stickers on her locker
and the boy's number's there in magic marker
i'm hungry and the hunger will linger
i eat sixteen saltine crackers then i lick my fingers

well every morning i deliver the news
black hat, white shoes and i'm red all over
she's got a pink mailbox, that she puts up front
garbage in garbage out, she's gettin' what she wants

who's jealous, who's jealous, who's jealous, who's jealous of who?
if i get busy then i couldn't care less what you do
but when i'm by myself i think of nothin' else
than if a boy just might be gettin' through and touchin' you

spike heels make a hole in a lifeboat
driftin' away when i’m talkin' and laughin' as we float
i hear her whistle, that's how i know she's home
lipstick, eyelash, broke mirror, broken home

force fed, forced meds 'til i drop dead
you can’t defeat her, when you meet her you’ll be what i said
but lord knows there's a method to my madness
bustin' those jokes as i float in a sea of sadness

she doesn't know but when she's gone i sit and drink her perfume
i'm sure she's drinkin' too, but why, where, and what for, and whom?
and i'm solo rowin', i'm one side of the boat
lookin' out, throwin' up, a lifesaver down my throat

who's jealous, who's jealous, who's jealous, who's jealous of who?
who's jealous, who's jealous, who's jealous, who's jealous of who?
who's jealous, who's jealous, who's jealous, who's jealous of who?