tenenbaum ailesi (özgün adı: the royal tenenbaums), 2001 abd yapımı wes anderson filmdir.
farklı, ironik ve absürt bir komedi anlayışı tüm filme hakimdir.
filmde aile üyelerini anjelica huston, luke wilson, ben stiller ve gwyneth paltrow ve gene hackman canlandırırken, diğer rollerde bill murray, danny glover ve owen wilson yer alır. filmin hiç görünmeyen anlatıcısı ise, alec baldwin'dir.
gene hackman baba royal tenenbaum rolüyle altın küre'ye aday gösterilirken, wes anderson ile owen wilson'ın özgün senaryosu da oscar'a aday oldu.
ölecek misin, ölmeyecek misin!
royal: got a minute?
ethel: [startled] what are you doing here?
royal: uh, i need a favour. i want to spend some time with you and the children.
ethel: are you crazy?
[she carries on walking]
royal: well, wait a minute, dammit!
ethel: stop following me!
royal: well, i want my family back.
ethel: well, you can't have it! i'm sorry for you, but it's too late.
royal: well, listen... baby, i'm dying.
royal: yeah, i-i'm sick as a dog. i'll be dead in six weeks. i'm dying.
ethel: what are you talking about? what's happening? oh, i'm sorry... i didn't know...
ethel: well, what'd they say? what is the prognosis?
royal: [trying to comfort her] take it easy, ethel. now, hold on, baby, hold on. hold on, ok?
[she starts wailing]
ethel: where is the doctor?
royal: well, look, just wait a second now. wait a second. ok, uh, listen, i'm not dying... but i need some time. a month or so. ok? i want us to-to...
[she slaps him hard]
ethel: what's wrong with you? are you crazy?
[she walks off]
royal: ethel, baby... i am dying.
[she comes back to him]
ethel: are you or aren't you?
royal: what? dying? yeah.